Uma Choudhary

“Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant" — Douglas Horton


A quick glance at Uma is all it takes to identify a poster-child for a victim of teenage bullying. Sixteen years old, she is unambiguously and hideously ugly: she has a thick and unruly mane of black hair, including one eyebrow that looks like it was applied to her face with a greasy paintbrush; sweaty cheeks dotted in angry red pimples; a beak-like nose with hairs growing visibly on, underneath, and out of it; a horrific array of teeth that point seemingly in all directions. This is a face that does not need to be Photoshopped to be made to look like a bridge-dwelling troll.

Visible/Known Information

  • Splat: Wolfblood
  • Tell: Fuck-Ugly
  • Pack: Bonfire
  • Apparent Age: 16ish
  • Notable Things:
    • Really loves doing art
    • Great at doing things on the computer
    • Has three online boyfriends


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“I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
‘Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you”


Pretend someone asked “What do you think of (character name)?” Answer it!

  • “I felt bad for Uma at first – saw her as someone who needed me to step in and defend her, but no, that’s not right. Uma’s strong in her own way. She’s wicked smart, she’s talented with computers (something I can never hope to understand), and by god she is hilarious. She occasionally just makes these smart-ass comments that can set me laughing for fifteen minutes. She’s a clever addition to our pack, and I’m glad she did decide to join us.” – Fliss
  • “I was really relieved that Uma was just, well, normal. Not in the way she looks, but everywhere else. We got along from the start, probably since we’re both upfront pessimists. She’s pretty smart, better at computer stuff than I am, and knows how to take an idea and run with it. I’m happy to be her friend, and relieved she wanted to join our pack. I can’t help but get the feeling though that she’s going to be moving up from wolfblood sooner rather than later.” — Ace


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